So, just who are The Sobernauts?
A man who can hold his own guitar and shout at strangers.
THE ARTIST CURRENTLY KNOWN AS CHUMP SOBERNAUT:
Profoundly attached to quarterly understatement.
GOLDEN GLOBES SOBERNAUT:
Yelling, strikes out at timeless objects without compunction.
Arranges care in shadowy halo and wave.
All of the above have performed in a multitude of fictitious bands, not one achieving global, or indeed local recognition.